Enter your golf handicap:

The corporate golfer brings you "handicap tailored tips" - I'm busy learning PHP (geek-speak for program code which allows one to create dynamic web pages), and this web-page feeds into my first ever dynamic web-page (which takes your golf handicap and works out a tip)....pretty funky (and gives you a glimpse into the world of a part-time wannabe nerd!).

Use the tips and there are guaranteed results (I'm not sure what the results will be, but there are guaranteed to be results!).